Cole's teacher had his class fill out a form describing their mothers in honor of Mothers Day. Along with a hand-decorated-by-Cole picture frame, Cole proudly gave me his form. It reads:
My mother is: nice. (Awww....how sweet!)
Adjectives that describe her are: kind and funny. (I am raising a fine boy.)
My mother always: lets me watch tv. (Er...well, not THAT much tv...maybe...)
Sometimes she: gets mad at my dad. (Pft. SOMEtimes???...wait, What??)
My mother really likes it when: I'm nice. (Ok, this is more like it.)
My mother doesnt like: when I get bad grades. (Um, ok. Dude, you're 7. You've never even had a bad grade...)
My mother makes me: go to school. (Sigh....)
She teaches me: nothing. (Oh, nice. Nothing??!! I'm so glad I've had such an impact on you. Nothing??)
She wants me to: be good. (That's right. Be good and go watch TV because Mommy teaches you NOTHING.)
My mother wishes that: I wasn't weird. (Ain't that the truth...)
My mother is: happy. (Yes. Happy that I teach my child NOTHING. Kid, you're weird.)
1 comment:
haha how funny! i wonder what his form would read if he did it on his dad for father's day??? silly cole!
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