Me: What happened to your lip, bud?
Cole: Nine year old Aaron hit me,
Me: Aaron in your class? He's nine???
Cole: Yeah???
Me: thinking....he's seriously nine???
Me: What do you mean he hit you?
Cole:
Me: A hula hoop??
Cole: Yeah. A hu-la hoop. <enunciates each syllable because obviously I'm too stupid to understand this>
Me: Did anyone see it? Was it on purpose?
Cole:
3 comments:
That. Is. Awesome.
I too get baffled when Tanner says there are 10 or 11 year olds in her class. I forget she's the youngest.
What a good story. How'd you bust your lip? A hula hoop did it.
Oh, God. This is Texas football at its finest. Aaron probably looks like Will Ferrell in Elf sitting at his school desk. And if he "accidentally" bonks my grandson again, he'll see what a "fruit and nut" crazed California Nana looks like.
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